An Al Qaeda member grills his associates on why they’ve been unable to blow up an airplane in over a decade.

40 COMMENTS

  1. They act as if they are listless, overweight employees who don't give a fck , lmao yeah right , no extremist even know that expression lmao

  2. You know two of them could get on the plan, and have 6.8 ounces, cuz each of them will bring on 3.4 ounces.

  3. Im no genious, but can someone at TSA explain to me how all these rules work, if the terrorists just sent 5 or 10 guys on the same plane with the 3.4oz bottles filled with the liquid they need or toothpaste in the travel size allowed. And so lets just say the 5 guys minimum, so 5 times 3.4 oz equals 17oz. Then travel size toothpaste is .85 oz , times 5 equals 4.25 oz. And one just has to bring an empty 1 liter bottle of water they can use, or a empty metal thermist bottle and put all the contents in it. So my point is non of the current rules help at all if they come with 5 people or 10. Its a loop hole. So i say this because, the rules are stupid because of the scenario i just put forth. To fix this loophole problem is to ban 100% all liquids and makeup and any material in any container period. No lipstick , no make up, no snacks. Nothing that can be a fake material disguised as food or makeup or powders. Just 100% ban on all liquids and solids in any size container or package period. A tiny salt or pepper packet can be used to hide crap in by 5 or 10 bad guys and opened and mixed in an empty water bottle or empty theremes bottle. So ban all liquids and any material in any and all containers of any sort period. The only exception to the rule is diabetics can bring there insulin bottles and insulin pens. And any body with legit medical issues and need there medicines or pills. But, they need to send in all the prescriptions to the airport and airlines and tsa a month in advance. And there doctors info snd number. So TSA can do there work to make sure its all legit. So i propose banning all liquids and any substance or materials period. And no empty containers. Just saying
    PS: and terrorists who really are diabetics or sick can hide crap in the insulin bottles and hide crap fake pills in there pill bottles. So they will have the flight crew or TSA have to have chemical testing kits to do test to test the liquid in the insulin bottles or insulin pens and to test the pills to see there legit or not. Thats how you make it safer to fly. Your welcome. โœŒ๏ธ

  4. This was very funny. It realy was but stuff like this is where people get the idea of terror and assosiate it only with muslims and everyone who looks like that. I though it was kinda disrespectful to play the quraan(even if it might have been an immitation) while they talk about such horrid things. I love key and peele but this was kinda upsetting.

  5. I'm TS motherfucking A we handle shit, it's what we do.
    Consider this situation fucking handled.

  6. This is funny because it is true. The inconvenience that frequent flyers go through because of some dirty uneducated goat fuckers…

  7. โ€œThey act like they are overweight employees and donโ€™t give a FUCKโ€ Iโ€™m dead ๐Ÿ˜‚

Comments are closed.